Lately when you’re gone all I do is think about my baby I’m so gone off your loving I don’t know why Maybe its the way you love me, hold me, kiss me
“A husband got in big trouble after his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him the day before: “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat.”
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.”