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KEEP CALM, HAVE A WANK
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“A husband got in big trouble after his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him the day before: “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat.”
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.”HILARIOUS.COM AHAHAHAHAHA
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